Karinne Houser

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

TSA:

Girl [with pierced nipples]: sorry I have my nipples pierced

TSA: the metal detector didn’t even go off-

Girl: it didn’t even hurt as much as you’d think

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

No one:

People with allergies:https://t.co/jpgNjtKwBw

[Karinne Houser @karhouser16]

😍😍😍

[TPS @TotalProSports]

No. 50 gets my vote for Sportsman of the Year.

[Karinne Houser @karhouser16]

@AlHoeff2 👩🏼‍🎤🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Jaz @Nicole72Nicole]

If you not trynna raise D1 athletes with me then ion want ya

[C.J. Johnson @CJCurtisJohnson]

I don’t have time for mean people but I do have time for quesadillas

[Skoog @Skoog]

satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H-

me: wow you’re tall

satan: thanks?

me: how tall are you?

satan: i dunno like 6’6”, 6’11” with the horns?

me: [twirling hair] omg “with horns”! you are SO funny

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I will never not die laughing 😂😂

[Karinne Houser @karhouser16]

@ChristaiaHouser 😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

no man has all five:

1. Healthy coping mechanisms
2. A mattress with a box spring
3. An iPhone
4. A therapist
5. An Instagram without fishing pictures

[Dooley noted @racheldooley10]

Unpopular opinion: Kanye’s music isn’t good enough for him to be this annoying

[Renée Imafidon @reneekapuku]

Some tips for university students. University culture really glorifies depression and self-inflicted suffering (ie spending hours in the library, no sleep, weird eating patterns) as necessary to do well. It's actually super unecessary.

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

“People who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.”