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creator; lover; dreamer

[••• @kari_koonce]

Fewer things make me more uncomfortable than G-Eazy with a mustache.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

What line of work you in, Bob?

[••• @kari_koonce]

Someone needs to explain to me why the narrator in the commercial for the new Papa John's garlic crust pizza sounds exactly like the colonel for KFC.

[••• @kari_koonce]

My swollen pregnancy lips can stick around even after I give birth, I wouldn't mind.

[••• @kari_koonce]

I make my scrambled eggs like a hibachi chef.

[••• @kari_koonce]

Constantly having to remind myself that my stomach does NOT have to be as flat as a bikini model's... But I wish it was 😂

[••• @kari_koonce]

I'm really struggling with this lol.

[Katelyn Coggins 🐦 @kacoggins]

My baby sister, the youngest sibling, turns 18 tomorrow. Lord help us. 😝

[••• @kari_koonce]

I think I aged five years in 2018.

[••• @kari_koonce]

Happy Winter Solstice.

[••• @kari_koonce]

Seriously though

[Katelyn Coggins 🐦 @kacoggins]

This is why I’ve always found these services strange. Yes, let me just go mail off some DNA samples for fun. 🙇🏼‍♀️

[••• @kari_koonce]

@TORIIMONEY fuck me

[••• @kari_koonce]

@ChaseShots This is still one of the craziest movies I've seen in my 27 years of life.

[••• @kari_koonce]

The next person to piss me off is going to get all my wrath so fuck off and don't push me.

[••• @kari_koonce]

How can I be so exhausted and so unable to fall asleep at the same time?

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I'm honestly terrified of/for the younger generation more and more every day.

[••• @kari_koonce]

The Chick-fil-A drive thru guy told me I look like Katy Perry and I don't really know how to feel now.

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Big Mouth is the funniest shit EVER.

[••• @kari_koonce]

Atlanta had two whole days of Autumn and then jumped straight into Winter. What the fuck.