Kari R

So many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

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Okay Florida, I’m sorry, but I literally just had a door-to-door salesperson come up #floridagetyourshittogether #maybenotduringcovid19

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@latigree Not that you need it!

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That moment when you realize you are removing the price tag from a gift you got your dog...

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Anyone else think “Baby It’s Cold Outside” should maybe be phased out, it’s a bit creepy...

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This morning I put on spanx for wedding dress shopping and after that went to pottery barn and bought and financed a couch. So I was financing a couch while wearing spanx and I have never felt closer to 30

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I don’t normally subject myself to rush hour traffic in the rain, but some things are worth it @ Julington Creek Annex https://t.co/xrX4yeys6D

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Watching the Muppet Movie, and I’m wondering why I didn’t learn the “standard rich and famous contract” in contracts or contract drafting in law school

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If you don’t get goosebumps when the instrumental on Nina Simone’s “Feeling Good” kicks in, I don’t get you #getsmeeverytime

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Driver thought I wasn’t born yet when Christina Aguilera’s Genie in a Bottle was released, so it’s a good morning #blessed #stayhumble

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sometimes I wonder why I eat meals that aren't pasta centered...

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Instructor played the stranger things theme song during my spin class today, and I ain’t mad at it

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In the intro to flip or flop Vegas the guy literally claims to be “all that is man” and I can’t help but wonder just how fragile his masculinity is (and how small a certain body part may be..)

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music station at the restaurant we are at just followed bone thugs-n-harmony with dick in a box. Same thing basically

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Going to a concert like MGMT on a Tuesday night really reminds me just how old I am #worthit #mayfallasleep

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@2Hawty I feel obliged to point out that the crush began pre-Black Panther, and was merely intensified by its release #imeanthatsmilethough #notabandwagonfan

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Nothing like a bad CO2 tank in a soda machine to remind you that soda really is just sugar water

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The students affected by the #FloridaShooting are giving me some hope for what’s to come as younger generations start to take power and gain a voice in our society #inspired

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People that drive Subaru crosstreks don’t strike me as the type to blatantly litter out the car window, but life’s full of surprises I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

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At a romantic dinner spot with Scotty and I hear “Jukebox Hero” playing in the speakers... #expecttheunexpected

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Was just in traffic, only to realize it was bc of a dog 5k, so I got to watch a parade of pups walk by. I guess not all traffic is bad #worthit