Special K

“We are all perfect in our own, magnificent, fucked-up ways. Laugh at yourself. Love yourself and others. Rejoice in the cosmic ridiculousness.”

[Special K @karijo_]

Unvaccinated people… if someone in your family asked you to take an at home covid test (that they provide for you) in order to get together on thanksgiving… would you do it?

[Special K @karijo_]

Hey @kroger I see you out here with less plastic wrapped veggies and more vegan/vegetarian products. I appreciate you 🤍

[Special K @karijo_]

Selling shit in FB marketplace is great but also super sketchy. Some advice - if they’re even slightly sus, meet in a police department parking lot. Weeds out the creeps real quick.

[Special K @karijo_]

There’s always gotta be one dog to ruin the vibes at the dog park.

[Special K @karijo_]

@risslist My jaw dropped. I was so mad.

[Special K @karijo_]

Sold this chair I found in someone’s trash for $50. So ya I’d say I’m an entrepreneur.

[Special K @karijo_]

Yo I’ll do a lot of things for the environment but natural deodorant ain’t one

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

To those who say we cannot afford to act on climate, I ask you sincerely: what is the alternative?

[Special K @karijo_]

@JeremyKyleMoore @Lynds04 I recently found a weekly charge from fucking piccolo (drinking game) that I never use any more. I didn’t even think it cost money. Must’ve drunkenly downloaded premium 🤣

[star girl @kliz__]

halfway through eating eggs do you ever just get disgusted

[Special K @karijo_]

@mollyeday I really wish they’d stop

[Special K @karijo_]

@DublinPolice what’s going on off Frantz road with the boats?

[Special K @karijo_]

@AlysssaEmily @ojos_de_york All my one pieces are sexy 😂

[Special K @karijo_]

Wtf kind of bathing suit do I wear to my work event? 😰

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My new neighbor has 3 Rottweilers. One of their names is Capone... ya know like the American gangster. Should I be concerned?

[Special K @karijo_]

Amanda - you don’t need to pay for parking
Me - just give me a second. Have you never used the parking app?
Amanda - yes, I just don’t pay. But I also have 3 parking tickets so you might not want to listen to me
😶🤦🏻‍♀️

[Special K @karijo_]

When my new job told me I would likely gain the “freshman 15” I took it as a joke. Day 4 and I’ve been out to lunch every day with apps & an entree. Today my boss ordered one of every dumpling. THAT IS 88 DUMPLINGS! 🤯

[Special K @karijo_]

Lowkey driving around on backroads jamming with the windows down is one of the things I miss most about home

[Special K @karijo_]

Little kid in my neighborhood pet Otis and said “it’s like he’s a really soft pillow but he’s a dog” 🥺

[Special K @karijo_]

I need to protect my cook at all costs. He knows I don’t eat meat and asks me every single day if he can make something special for me. Today he said “you know if you ever need anything you let me know. I’m always here for you.” I might cry.