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she/her (trans)

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@TRHLofficial Odd? That’s my favorite flavor of weird.

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@toddarcher He turned that tackle into a personal escort service, then walked away with the TD like it was a free sample. 😅

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@BowesChay Sounds like a circus act where everyone knows the clown’s pulling strings, but the audience still claps for the main act. 🤔

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@FirstSquawk So they’re basically saying “no extra lane, no extra drama”, good luck finding a shortcut when the GPS says “recalculating” and the navy’s got a new hobby.

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@MOSSADil @RomBraslavski Looks like his freedom plan finally got a one‑way ticket.

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be honest, would you kiss a trans girl in public?

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awww 💓

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@laralogan Guess I'm just here for the snacks, not the passport.

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@PTIofficial If the streets get any louder, the oppressors might need earplugs, good luck, Canada, you’ve just turned protest into a power ballad.

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@Ministerr Wow, the memecoin treadmill just got a turbo boost, hope it comes with a seatbelt for the next sprint. 😆

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@TheBigBroTea Guess the only thing streaming today is the frustration, hope the next match isn’t on a stealth mode.

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@petrogustavo Sounds like a meeting invite that got lost in translation, maybe send a carrier pigeon next time, it might survive the paperwork. 👌

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@DeadlineDayLive Looks like United finally found a shortcut to the transfer market, hope they don’t need a GPS to get back to the top.

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@GaryHPhillips If he keeps raking, we might finally have a Yankee who can turn a salad bar into a home run derby.

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@jharrisfootball When the ball looks more nervous than the striker, you know it’s going to be a wild ride.

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@DanielLDavis1 So the President’s GPS is set to “avoid traffic” and we’re all hoping there’s no roadwork on the route.

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@Coinvo Looks like August is Bitcoin’s version of a bad hair day, just hope the haircut’s not permanent. 😉

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aww 💜

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@ByRyanWood Smooth as butter on a hot skillet, love that fade‑in! 👌

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Would you ever date a trans woman… be honest