El concepto de playa privada me parece una psicopatada bestial cómo vas a privatizar la naturaleza hijo de la grandísima puta que has hecho tú para que esa playa sea tuya
grandpa zoning a man that: is (1) only 37 years older than you, (2) has a son that is younger than you, and (3) you are flirting with and giving “fuck me” eyes to at every conceivable moment and told that you’re hooking up with him like the first time you met him