KARIS`👑

today 🍿

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂wewe mbona unataka kuelewa strangers?
https://t.co/g5l4E4J39m

[Pawò @illxgally]

It’s HER dad’s house the boundaries and respect to that place is entirely on her, to me it’s just another room with a Bed.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I’m constantly telling myself “No one notices the small weird things I do!!!” and then I come on this website full of people doing exactly that

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Kwa strict families nywele ikianza ku grow more than average mzazi huassume sasa umeacha kuvuta bangi ume elevate hadi kuuza

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

Sometimes I don’t charge my phone overnight so that I start the next day in “challenge mode”

[🇪🇸 @marigawept]

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

[lil miss💅 @NdulukaHer_]

Kwa insha nilikuwa strict ajab.Ukikunywa pombe unakufa

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Risk is a privilege.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Nishatuma email kuapply kazi yenye I don't even have half the requirements. The same way I'm frustrated ndio nataka pia admin aone page moja ya CV aclick mpaka ulimi ing'oke

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[A very mad person. @ibroheemistall]

How many L’s make a W?

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

can’t wait to own my ride and cruise around wearing singlet

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

Everyone can teach you something.
No one can teach you everything.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

If you’re not at least a little bit selfish people will ruin you

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

They tried to make it all about haaland and Mbappe lmaoo you will all respect Vinicius by force🤣

[John Cena @JohnCena]

If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll stay where you always are.

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

What is water base lube? Ama ni oil ya matatu?