Talisman🔫

BOY AKO FLY🦅 ||STEPS ZANGU ZA KIGIANT🐾||CERTIFIED_ENGINEER🛠

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Uhuru just said Sifuna Tosha.

[51小鱼 die系匹配 @PSbassguide]

男娘的屁眼和女人的屁眼，摸上去、操进去、射完拔出来，差别大得很，不是一回事。
女人那菊花，天生就在阴道旁边，中间隔着一层肉膜，你手指一伸进去，能感觉到旁边那条软软的阴道壁在轻轻动。操的时候，如果你鸡巴够粗，还能带着阴道一起抽动，里面又湿又滑，屁眼本身反而没那么“死”。很多女人平时不练，屁眼会比较紧，但因为旁边有阴道和子宫的牵扯，松紧度会随月经周期、高潮状态变化，有时候突然一缩一缩的，像在主动咬你。射进去的精液，有时候会顺着会阴流到阴道口，或者她自己用手指一抠就带出来。
男娘的屁眼就完全不一样。男娘是男的，后面只有直肠和前列腺，没有阴道。你鸡巴插进去，首先撞的是前列腺那块硬硬的肉核。那玩意儿一被顶到，男娘会猛地抖一下，腰一软，前面那根小肉棒自己就翘起来流水。屁眼本身因为没有旁边的阴道撑着，肉壁更“实”，操进去的时候感觉更像在往一条直直的肠子里钻，阻力感更明显。很多男娘会自己用假阳具或者手指扩，扩开之后松是松，但一收就死死箍住，没有女人那种“旁边还有个洞在帮忙缓冲”的感觉。射精的时候，精液是直接灌进直肠里的，拔出来会带出一股浓精混着肠液，味道更冲。
总结就一句话：女人的屁眼是“旁边有个逼在陪着一起爽”，男娘的屁眼是“自己扛着前列腺被干到腿软”。一个是双洞联动，一个是纯后面被操到前列腺高潮，爽法完全不同。你要是喜欢又紧又会自己缩的，男娘那玩意儿往往更带劲；要是喜欢又湿又软、还能蹭到旁边那条缝的，还是女人更舒服。
反正都是菊花，一个是带阴道的，一个是带前列腺的，自己选。

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Winning mentality 🧠

Kai knows what it takes to win trophies at the top level.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Sifuna is the united opposition flag bearer
Sifuna is the united opposition flag bearer
Sifuna is the united opposition flag bearer
Sifuna is the united opposition flag bearer
Sifuna is the united opposition flag bearer
Sifuna is the united opposition flag bearer

[julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts]

Fuck soft parenting, man. In high school, I once sneaked out nikaenda kununua "kuber." Came to class nikaeka chini ya ulimi, alafu unajua ilikua inashika instantly, and I was a lightweight when it came to drugs. Zikashika bana, nkapatwa na depaa and was expelled.

Kufika home, mum was aware cause she was told. Akaniambia, "Ngojea baba yako msemezane jioni." Alafu my father ni wale majamaa anakuekelea mangumi kama mwanaume, and I was a slim boy, weighing probably 44–47 kgs.

That night, mzee aliniekelea mangumi, akanirusha kwa ukuta, and what I remember, he gave me one hot blow. Nkaskia mum amesema, "Hutaniulia mtoto!" Yeye naye akapigwa ile koffii ya kando ya mkono inaitagwa kumanyoko. Tukalala wote chini.

Mzae akatoka akadisappear kama two days. Third day, alitumia mum pesa akasema nipelekwe shule, and from that day, mimi nikaokoka, never to disturb the school again.

It made me who I am today.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto once called Kenyans who were protesting against the 2024 finance Bill as criminals.

The reason why he must Go.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Turkana wanasema wantam.

[maria maria arsenalia @tavzando]

Imagina ter tipo 24 pessoas no elenco principal e convocam 20

[Soxxy 🇰🇪 @DjSoxxy]

If you understand political undertones then you clearly can tell what Uhuru has said.

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

David Raya owners will have a spring in their step 😄

The @arsenal star is the highest-scoring goalkeeper in #FPL this season with 60 points and seven clean sheets 🙌

[Rich Starr🔸 @_toxicprince96]

Pesa waliiba in excess of 7 trillion (and counting) but instead of building and investing in labor intensive industries to create jobs, they decided to go into the banking sector to make corruption easier for them. I really hate Uhuru and Ruto with every fiber of my being.😑🚮

[Emiridia 🥀 @Emiridia]

Ts is cracking me up bro. Imagine being a child and a fuckass soldier ststue suddenly moves and beats you in rock paper scissors

[Abdul @holly_Yapper]

All this shit just to marry someone's ex

[FUTA @futaspor]

🚨 Arda Güler, Real Madrid'in sunduğu yıllık 8 milyon euroluk yeni sözleşme teklifini reddetti.

Milli yıldızın, PSG'nin önerdiği yıllık 22 milyon euroluk maaşı çok daha cazip bulduğu ve ayrılığa sıcak baktığı öğrenildi.

[FUTA @futaspor]

🚨 SON DAKİKA

Yaz transfer döneminde Arda Güler için istenen 120 milyon euroyu reddeden PSG, oyuncuya olan acil ihtiyacı nedeniyle teklifini 200 milyon euroya yükseltme kararı aldı.

Sözleşmedeki %20'lik pay maddesi gereği, bu transferin resmiyet kazanması durumunda Fenerbahçe 40 milyon euro gelir elde edecek.

[Street @nyangena_19]

😂😂

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Na sai je? Actually He called me by my name, “Wilson wewe ni hatari”

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Ruto's dream is to be like Uhuru Kenyatta

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

Is this even legal??😭😭😭