Karissa

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

When the dj plays @gucci1017 at your wedding

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

I don’t think I’ve ever tasted anything better than the butterbeer cookie sandwich from gem city bakehouse . I literally do not even have the words to describe how perfect it is.

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

Somehow and I do not know how but I sent my most recent tik tok in a message to people I follow or that follow me or something. Literally no clue how that happened and I feel like a grandma trying to operate social media now 👵🏻

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

Nora just ate 3 full bowls of salad with her steak and huge baked potato. Sometimes she eats like a bird and sometimes she’s a dang garbage disposal

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

This was supposed to say great gherkins 🙁

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

Aldi is killin the pickle game. Don’t sleep on the freak gherkins

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

@syd_thekidd10 Tragic 😭😭

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

Whoever shopped for my Kroger pick up today deserves a kiss on the forehead. They picked out the best strawberries I’ve ever seen 🤣🫶🏼

[Ashley M @AshleySweetness]

Left Eye was rapping like rent was due in 5 minutes! When she said “But love is furious bc I believe in blowing up spots. Sis really lived her raps😂🔥

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

@joshj0rdan Every year I realize that more and more !

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

Sunny and 65 degrees honeeeeyyyyy my serotonin is flowin! ☀️☀️

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

!!!

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

Caresha’s impact on slang is kinda crazy when you think about it, like—

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

Sad

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself.

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

I think one of the most annoying things is when someone is sick and still comes to a gathering of some sort and then justifies it by saying “I took a Covid test to be safe and it was negative” like ok? I still don’t want to be around whatever other virus you’re dealing with 🙃

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

🤣🤣

[King @___theKing___]

Obama passed a bill to improve trains brakes and the rail system overall. Trump repealed it and the regulation that required trains to disclose carrying toxic materials. There is no conspiracy. It's a direct result of elections and the officials.

[mad love @bankierrrr]

niggas be saying harry potter lame but how a story about adults wanting smoke wit a 15 year old who survived attempted murder as a BABY just to grow up and body the nigga that tried to kill him. nigga thats GANGSTA foh

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

rihanna’s baby during the performance

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Karissa @KarissaNeumann]

This was me lol I’m like I ain’t sayin it until someone confirms bc ya neva know