karisa

UF Graduate. Flute. I play new music. she/her

[karisa @karistokat]

today at work: *anxious-looking woman walks in* me: hi! can i help you find anything today?
her: *nervously* do you all sell pipes?
me: what kind of pipe are you looking for? a pan pipe, a pitch pipe?
her: yknow for smoking?
me: ... this is a music store

[karisa @karistokat]

@Jox_in_a_Box i’ve heard it’s worth the wait!

[karisa @karistokat]

i had the opportunity to play appalachian spring (chamber version) and let me tell you simple gifts is anything but

[karisa @karistokat]

so apparently there was a shooting in downtown gnv on sunday night with multiple victims and literally no one in gnv is talking about it…..

[karisa @karistokat]

@Jox_in_a_Box 🙄🙄🙄

[karisa @karistokat]

@Jox_in_a_Box they/them??

[karisa @karistokat]

@writegirlwrong @costplusdrugs i would, but my prescription is classified as a controlled substance, so they can’t fill it 😞

[karisa @karistokat]

this is literally impossible since walgreens is basically the only pharmacy that accepts my insurance. i know i am not alone in this.

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

ALL pro-choice Americans need to boycott Walgreens!

I know team Musk will scuttle this tweet, as they have been doing most of my tweets,

but I will say it ANYWAY. Corporations that side with hate, misogyny, and against women’s autonomy can go to hell.

We have options.

[karisa @karistokat]

@Jox_in_a_Box and i couldn’t know anything about that 🙄

[karisa @karistokat]

maybe i am a hater, but i just watched one of those ✨aesthetic✨insta reels titled, “practice scales with me” where this woman turned the metronome to quarter note=160 and then proceeded to play out of time with it 🥴

[karisa @karistokat]

Let’s eat grandma

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If band names were literal, what would be the best/worst concerts to attend?

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

✨trend forecast ✨

[karisa @karistokat]

guilty 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Adults buying toys for themselves are responsible for a quarter of all toy sales annually.

[karisa @karistokat]

glass onion spoilers without context

[karisa @karistokat]

never thought i would be packing my sweaters to travel to SOUTH FLORIDA (but thankful i am here instead of anywhere further north of gnv)

[karisa @karistokat]

there’s no cat in this photo

[karisa @karistokat]

i made the @LEGO_Group orchid today

[karisa @karistokat]

@flutehues

[karisa @karistokat]

attempted to bring my houseplants inside but noticed this cute little guy has taken up new residence. therefore it’s only logical this is now an outside plant bc how could you make a face like this homeless?? 🥺

[karisa @karistokat]

so nearly 4 months later, i am finally moving my stuff back into my original bedroom 😭😭😭 what a wild ride. 2/10 do not recommend at all

[karisa @karistokat]

so a car crashed through my bedroom last night…

[karisa @karistokat]

@holy_schnitt tbh low fat/no fat dressing is a waste bc your body literally cannot absorb the nutrients from greens without the fat from the dressing 🤷‍♀️