karlee🪩

7.9/10

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

i’m grateful i don’t have to text people like me cause i don’t proof read a single thing until after i hit send.

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

tell me why i handed my husband my plate to hold on to while i got up to grab something and a few minutes later he shouts “i accidentally just ate the rest of your burrito” with tears in his eyes and guilt in his voice. is it mean that i think this is HILARIOUS 💀like WHAT?😭

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

“how can a person know everything at 18 and nothing at 22” TAYLOR I FEEL LIKE YOU WROTE THAT ABOUT ME

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me too

[we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets]

the right people will stay without you asking them to

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

me: *snackin on veggie ritz and asks keenan if he wants one
keenan: “i only like vanilla ritz”
OKAY BOY GET OFF MINECRAFT

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

brand new vs. 4 years of being loved and played with daily by the sweetest little kitty.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sorry my room's a mess i got ready to go out one time seven months ago

[wengel @wengelll]

do you even know about the semi-annual peoples princess weather window

[Guardians Hot Dogs @CleHotDogs]

You’re gonna love this, Swifties! 👀👀👀

Hey @taylorswift13 + @taylornation13 fans, check out the first word of our last 396 tweets dating back to October 14th! There might be something special waiting for you! 😉

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

sometimes i just look at this image and give myself a panic attack

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

where do i sign the petition to bring back mcdonald’s tropic berry sprite.

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

why does wearing a concert/vacation tee the day after you get home from said event feel so embarrassing? and why aren’t we talking about it?

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

what’s with fast food workers marking mobile orders complete and not actually making the food? like i ordered online so my food would be ready when i got off work so i DON’T have to wait for them to make it.

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

i feel like every mans favorite taylor swift song is blank space.

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

@coffee_chaos32 still the worst paint color known to man

[ʍ ҽ ց ղ @notahorror]

i am literally sobbing rn

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest foods that would kill a European

[karlee🪩 @karkey2332]

@IAmFoldinG say it louder for the people in the back

[Ben Beska @Beska]

🐟 So today I found a goldfish just on the grass in my back garden. It was alive, I think, and have absolutely no idea where it came from. There’s no ponds anywhere near. So I took it inside….