ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt

cw: 150lbs/68kilos
gw: 115lbs/52kilos
ugw: 100lbs/45kilos
moots plzzzz 🥺
🏷️#kleptotwt #edrtwt #988twt #shedtwt #iantwt

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

Intro coming soon don’t unfollow me aha

[َ @chudology]

i am nothingburger with extra nothingsauce served with nothingfries and a nothingshake on the side

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

sometimes i forget twitter is real and im deadass saying this shit on the real internet

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

y’all ever be pissing but wanna piss faster so you turn on piss turbo mode

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

Oh this banana bread riding the fuck outta me and biting my neck oh mygodddfuckkkkkkk

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

i hate when i’m joking and ppl correct me bitch i know j cole name ain’t really jermaine coleslaw

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

jerked off and goat milk came out 🔥

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

i hate everybodyyyyyy *cries*

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

Nobody cares omg

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

#offlineforever

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

Screw you guys i’m going home

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

on some shit jehovah hasn’t witnessed

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

ratatouille ain’t special ngl, i can also grab a twink by his hair and control him

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

why do i eat so much fucking SOUP

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

you think your life is hard?

try being stuffed with meat 24/7

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

And who tf going around saying i’m Gay ??????

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

i’m the only bitch serving cunt here 😭😭😭 omg 😭 i’m soooo embarrassed 😭😭

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

love this. asexual drake…no dick no balls. just platonic vibes.

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[ɪᴀɴ ᴏғ #iantwt @karkittythings]

if my daughter 🙅🏻‍♀️🤱🏻 comes out as 🌈GAY🌈 i am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈️📫 to a CATHOLIC 👼🏻⛪️ BOARDING SCHOOL ⛪️ because you KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞🏻R🤯E😩A😍K💦Y👄 and🚫🚫🚫 NO🚫🚫 daughter of 👩🏻 MINE 👧🏻 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 gay opportunity ever👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩