Karl Wirth

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@Acyn Only if the Mona Lisa was re-drawn with crayons, depicted with breast augmentation.

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@Ant48362262 @njdotcom Now explain that to the families of the 830,000 dead.

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@simpleplebeian @njdotcom Until you die...

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@laurenboebert I care about the line in the sand drawn between you and me, not the one between Mason and Dixon.

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

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[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@AndyBitterVT Can we just schedule Coastal Carolina NOW and get it over with??

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@realDonaldTrump not

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@realDonaldTrump duh

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@AndyBitterVT Pickle juice works too!

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@RealGlenMacnow Rum Raisin is my guilty pleasure go-to flavor, lol, but only if hand-dipped and overloaded onto a crunchy sugar cone! I was never a big fan of pistachio ice cream, though I love poppin' pistachios 'au schel'!

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@OllieConnolly @petemrogers More appropriately, how about either the Washington RedTapers, the Fillibusters, or the LogJammers?

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@BrandyZadrozny Hey Mike - Hoosier Daddy???

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@cspan @LindseyGrahamSC The only remaining question, and the one that no one dares ask: "Lindsey, does the carpet match the curtains?"

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@AngeloCataldi I say go full-tilt with an Ital-Fro!

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@HDchillyn @WIPMorningShow True - not calling JL a DT of course - simply the 'boy wonder' aspect, 'smarter' than the average bear. That said, I'm all-in on the pick until the day comes (if, not when) it doesn't pan out. Sounds like a great kid, and I wish him nothing but success as an E-A-G-L-E !

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@WIPMorningShow Or is Jared Kushner the Howie Rosenman of White House staff?

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@realDonaldTrump I've got a better suggestion - LIBERATE MELANIA - Your great 3rd wife is under siege!

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@realDonaldTrump Personally, I prefer Saviors who don't get crucified...

[Karl Wirth @karl_wirth]

@bliv94 8 runs in 5 innings - Wait, what? If the Phils make it to the World Series, the Curve Ball Machine is throwing out the First Pitch. You can take it to The Bank!