Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”
Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”
Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”
Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”
You know Te-hina Paopao humble as shit cuz if that was my last name and I was knocking down big shots you’d have to call the national guard to stop me from doing finger guns
Lei-ing low for a few weeks in Hawaii
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Not pictured: The dolphins, octopus, turtles, peacocks, whales, mongooses, and a shark (!) that we saw @ Hawaii https://t.co/WmPIA1iBFC
Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED
Happy 2 years to the guy who can make even a global pandemic into an adventure 🤙🏼 There’s no one else I’d rather be stuck inside with, watching Ted Lasso for the 15th time @ Hawaii https://t.co/JJtVrGCz8h
Started from “Wanna work from Hawaii for a month?”, now we here
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Alternate Caption: Let’s get this Hawaiian roll @ Honolulu, Hawaii https://t.co/HhtnBVb5dG