karla

permanently dodging the ghosts of fuccbois past

[karla @karlamorgan_]

@cats520 vegans pushing their vegan agendas in our faces :'( *passes mcdonalds billboard* *baconator commercial* *'got milk' ads in schools*

[karla @karlamorgan_]

@davidmhein i forgot twitter existed

[karla @karlamorgan_]

@martybix I WAS THERE LAST NIGHT TOO

[karla @karlamorgan_]

"What if aliens wasn't coming to take over earth, but to save earth from us?" - @RobOneOut bruh...

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Luis Vielma, who was killed in the Orlando shooting, was turned into a wizard and I'm not crying, you're crying:

[karla @karlamorgan_]

she died doing what she loved, mountains of cocaine

[karla @karlamorgan_]

I'm glad that I didn't die before I met you.

[karla @karlamorgan_]

"if someone wants to kill a bunch of people, they'll find a way!"

okay but how about removing one of those ways...

[karla @karlamorgan_]

"do you hide your drinking and drug use from family and friends?"

"apparently not well enough"

[karla @karlamorgan_]

loose lips sink ships

[karla @karlamorgan_]

American horror story:

[karla @karlamorgan_]

why be high on life when you can be high on drugs

[karla @karlamorgan_]

"i am flawed if i'm not free"

[karla @karlamorgan_]

"i'm an adult, i just happen to really enjoy candy and chocolate milk, okay?"

[karla @karlamorgan_]

@bixbyyy these are the moments i thank god that i'm alive

[karla @karlamorgan_]

"not all things should be read into. maybe he wrote a story because it's a story. maybe animal farm is really just about animals on a farm"

[karla @karlamorgan_]

"you're a vegan, what do you eat?"

oh you know... paper, cardboard, shoelaces... sometimes hummus

[karla @karlamorgan_]

okay google, is cocaine vegan

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@cats520 meanwhile 280 nonvegans have died on mt everest. but how did they get their protein tho?!?

[kaleidoscope eyes @buttered_]

👌🏽

[karla @karlamorgan_]

asking for a friend