the_shit_kp_says

ayyyy just tryin to keep it real.... no sugar coating shit

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

Your like a black Santa Claus checkin the list....trying to find out who's naughty or nice! REMIX.....

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

When's the last time you had some good......................

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

Let me ride that donkey donkey

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

Don't jump on me you might get me aroused....

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

If I can't have sex the next best thing is food... #pizzathatswhatsup

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

Damnnnn He licked her like the cream cheese off a bagel....

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

I'm 50 shades of grey.... and I haven't even read the book.

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

The most sexual activity I get is talking about it with other people #shitsucks

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

I don't know who's flying and who's dying..

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

Damn give the kid some crackers

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

If you want some on Halloween @kendraaaa13 your not allowed to wear your gingerbread costume....

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

If I can take a shot for the number of points I got on this exam I still wouldn't be drunk ...... Not even tipsy... #schoolnobueno

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

I got a 3.... Out of 55 is that like a 3 % shit maybe that's why I shouldn't be in stats.. #weekendplease

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

You wanted a Mac??? Heyyyyyy

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

This bih is scared of birds and she's being one for Halloween #pauseee

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

ayyyyy maaaaamiiii chhhchchchchc

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

Is this yo homework..... ooo damn im using it as an apple holder

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

IM AN EGG.... #WHERESDASPERM

[the_shit_kp_says @karlapowell7]

who knew stats can be so dirty...he said 69 #pause #kingontop #queenontop