RFK’s worm

cult leader material | my dad froze too |fetty wap’s #1 fan

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Akari 🫧 @lovesickmani]

Melanie’s love island journey

[Isa @isaguedezo]

Hope that blonde giant destroys them I’m so serious

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

The shape of Illinois is very comforting to me. Like that’s my friend

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just left Taylor Swift’s wedding.
Bad vibes.
They had the rizzler roasting over a fire with an apple in his mouth

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

i am literally gasping for air

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

they fucked up letting me use emojis at work i will react to your teams message with pants just because i can

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Carl “QB1” Williams @CWILLIAMSMVP]

If ur not using all ur hinge likes on the toilet before 9am ur doing it wrong #corporate

[dakota @im2hai]

hinge is like omg yay Shit from a Butt liked me

[cam is carniya pilled 🫧 @seodilf]

carl sitting inside the cake hearing everyone say they miss him

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When I'm arguing with my friend and we Google it only to find out I'm wrong

[doomer @uncledoomer]

yeah man can i just get a miller high life

[h @ruinsunflower]

yes girl eat your first meal of the day at 3pm

[blaire @pissshit90001]

No one can spike my drink cuz I be chugging it down while the bartender is still pouring it

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

There’s probably Norwegians that went to both of these games and they are gonna think Dansby Swanson is the greatest baseball player ever for the rest of their lives

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer