Karla Wakefield

Software Engineer, Photographer, and Ham (VA7KJW)

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

Does anyone @TransLink or @CityofBurnaby know what this parking lot construction is at Lougheed #skytrain? And how long it will last. More pickups and drop offs are happening in the No Stopping zones on the street now.

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@TransLink Facing Lougheed Mall (North side of lot) and facing Lougheed Hwy closest to Austin Ave.

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@TransLink any chance you could fix the potholes at Lougheed Station parking lot? They’re about to swallow up my car.

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@scribofelidae I am somewhat partial to Epson, but Canon is a strong brand too.

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@quephird Feed me Seymour!!?
Or Audrey2 :D

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@quephird @musingvirtual I would like to buy the fabric to make into something not-a-dress 😍

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@quephird That fabric!! 😍

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@ArtByRicky @bernabephoto They only want all the digital files :D

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@quephird All those crisscrosses and patterns 😻

[Michael Feathers @mfeathers]

Nice capsule description of Technical Debt for non-technical stakeholders.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It's common now to mistake defending someone's right to say things, with agreeing with those things. If you don't support free speech for people who you disagree with, then you don't support free speech. And remember, it's your right not to listen and even say things back 👍

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

When someone says there will be donuts at the meeting in the conference room.

[Seth Wilson @srw]

What moving a JIRA ticket over to another team’s queue is like:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

13/10

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@quephird Say g’nite Carleton

[Molly Struve 🦄 @molly_struve]

Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

Words that DO NOT appear in the Agile Manifesto & Principles:

sprint
backlog
product owner, scrum master
release train
story
story points
estimate
velocity
meeting
Jira
manager
productivity
utilization

What should I add to that list?

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

@quephird In the mobile app go to the profile and tap the three dots in the upper right corner. Report away!

[Karla Wakefield @karlawakefield]

Is being on the maintenance team a punishment or privilege?