Karl

GGMU || Medic💉💊 || #BTC || Gamer🎮|| F1🏎️

[Karl @karlcb19]

The world is full of nice people, if you can't find one, Be ONE.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Argentina has played against Algeria and Cape Verde, and its next match is against Egypt. That midget is actually playing AFCON while legends are playing worldcup.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[virusi @virusi_bad]

"Kuja mbio pastor alikosa wine akaleta kc"

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

There is this Japanese saying “The Universe protect you in a way that looks like bad luck at first. Trust the detour”

[yujiro @Yusto680876]

"Huskii hata St. Johns for the blind wamechoma na sisi tuko tu hapa"

[IV 🧃 @iv_ey]

siku njema inaweza onekana ata sahii if you’re brave

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Africans should normalize assassinating presidents.

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

"Nasikia hata day school zinachoma buana, sisi ndo waoga tu."

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Until you date a woman who has her own money and loves you, you won't realize how much the broke ones have been dragging your life back.

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

Loneliness is the price you pay when you start to fix your life.

[Duke of Kamulu @sleekowen]

Me: usibabaike, usifadhaike

Feminists:

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The cheat code for getting what you want is being grateful for what you already have.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Wakadinali be like , "Kuna msee aliuza pena juu alipura".

Kumbe they meant Gabriel.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

“Babe.. Si arsenal ilishinda kikombe last week.. Kwani wamenyanganywa tena?”

[Black Coffee @RealBlackCoffee]

Too many flies telling bees how to make honey.

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

Kuingiza msolombo kwa fridge kabla mechi ndio nizae coolkid>>>

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

Sai dem akiniambia nimkopeshe doo itabidi atume nudes kama security 😂😭