karlee b 🥔

potato in human form / teetotaler / addicted to podcasts and overwhelming stress

[Em Schulz @TheEmSchulz]

You what aged well? S1E4 of The Office when Michael Scott said “Donald Trump just makes people sad”

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

It’s cold up here!! #smoothmove @EdmontonEsks Sec B2 seat 19-20

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

I just started listening to @dtfupodcast and I literally DIED when you called Lou Perlman a BLIMP. All I could picture was this MASSIVE frog-like man with no neck floating around in the air

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

Thought I got away from the noisy neighbours but nope. Here I am again listening to a fucking zoo above my apartment on a Sunday night... #apartmentlife

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

I will never get sick of Big Hero 6 #Baymax #FistBump

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

Found these while doing some cleaning... these were courtesy of my mom when she stayed in the REAL Stanley Hotel almost 10 years ago ☠️ @ATWWDpodcast I’ll let know the SPOOK factor #thatswhyIdrink

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

Feeling like summoning the devil tonight, who’s with me? #JUSTKIDDING #NoDontComeHereLucifer

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

So for like YEARS when I was a tween I had the most irrational fear that I would also spontaneously combust and burn to death. Thank you @ATWWDpodcast for reassuring me I am not alone #LIT

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

Neighbors are vacuuming at this unholy hour... like why do you need to vacuum your ENTIRE apartment at 10PM?!

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

@ATWWDpodcast Come to Canada!!!! 😭😭🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

But also what is with old people trying to talk to you whilst you have headphones in... like do you what these tiny little devices are shoved in my ears???

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

@xtineschiefer your rendition of The River Below by @BillyTalentBand made my heart sing 😍

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

“It squeaks when you bang it - that’s what she said” - Michael Scott

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

“I’m not superstitious, only a little-stitious.”
From the great Michael Scott

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

In the famous words of Michael Scott: “Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice, strike three.”

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

I don’t know why I didn’t start watching The Office earlier

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

white ppl will feel unsafe walking by a black man on the sidewalk but will literally try to talk to the devil through a ouija board

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

Finally started to get my BF into @ATWWDpodcast. His words: “I dunno I mean @xtineschiefer is alright but I like the lesbian more” 😂 #TeamMilkshake #TeamSassy

[karlee b 🥔 @karleerin]

@ohshiitake @ATWWDpodcast Marry him