Nope. "My Christian Dior" is already a volta after the first two lines; can't pre-empt it. And the unexpected rhyme is another volta--brings it home, just like the Knicks in the fourth quarter. That singsongy scheme of yours would ruin the whole effect.
My job is doing presentations about our hobbiesโฆ15 minutes, anything goes. I plan to center my presentation around, wellโฆduh, sports cards (specifically my Ben Rice collection). Anyone have fun ideas on how to introduce the hobby to people whose first introduction will be me?