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[💗 @ma1ybe]

A male coworker asked me out. I told him I already had plans to watch football on Sunday. He smirked and said, “Women talk about football without even knowing what offside is.”
I smiled and replied, “Men talk about abortion without even having a uterus.” And believe me the conversation ended right there.

[karlss @karley_liz]

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who the FUCK is out here keeping Dr. Pepper in business

[Mira Sorvino @MiraSorvino]

I want to leave Matthew Perry’s own words here as the way we remember him. There will never be another like him- he lit up so many hearts in so many ways. Godspeed to Paradise!

[Kashif Javed @KJOFFICIAL0]

We want you back 🐦 ! Our dear #TwitterBird #TwitterX

[karlss @karley_liz]

In honor of baby girl making her entrance soon. 💕💕

[karlss @karley_liz]

I'm so excited to meet this baby girl but I'm also very much done being pregnant. 🙃

[karlss @karley_liz]

@carmona_jasmin People really should keep their opinions to themselves. 🙄 It's YOUR wedding, and you deserve whatever makes you guys happy. I'm sorry people are being so rude you're going to be a beautiful bride🤍 p.s. if anyone shows up in white kick them out🥰

[karlss @karley_liz]

@hannah_sturg I love you🥹💕

[karlss @karley_liz]

23 weeks and counting. I cannot wait to meet you sweet girl.💕

[karlss @karley_liz]

@briparkin1 I hope she gets better soon! ❤️❤️

[karlss @karley_liz]

@willowaz @DisneyDLV Oh thank you! I just didn't know if that's how stuff like the compensation comes in or if it just will get added.

[karlss @karley_liz]

Started getting a cough Thursday so got a rapid, negative. Got much worse over the weekend. Went to the doctor today I have COVID, a double ear infection, and a sinus infection. Wish me luck.🙃

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: President Biden just issued an order requiring US hospitals to provide abortion care if it would save a mother’s life— even if Republicans in a state ban it. Federal emergency treatment law supersedes state law.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Reminder that Thomas Jefferson who helped write the Declaration of Independence also said we should rewrite the constitution every 20 years so that dead people wouldn’t rule over modern society.

[karlss @karley_liz]

@lilsimsie SAME

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Thanks to today’s Supreme Court’s ruling, kids around the nation will now be able to take classes on “thoughts and prayers,” which will come in handy for their next school shooting.

https://t.co/WlKrWSYUfv

[karlss @karley_liz]

Or at least see what you can do to help all those kids since you're so "pro-life"

[JENN 🌈 @Urbansimsyt]

450,000 kids currently in foster care… if you’re happy about yesterday’s decision please reach out to CPS to foster a child.

[karlss @karley_liz]

I am sick to my stomach

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: U.S. Supreme Court overturns the landmark Roe v. Wade case, ending nearly 50 years of constitutional protections for abortion.

Bans are expected in roughly half the states. https://t.co/QXHqKtBz2E