Karley

[Karley @karley_sm]

My mom put a frozen pizza in the oven upside down which is a good reminder that nobody's perfect and it's okay

[Karley @karley_sm]

I am so sorry to report that when you get your wisdom teeth out the tooth fairy doesn’t show up. That or she never got my change of address from my parent’s house.

[Karley @karley_sm]

Today I did something I’ve been putting off for weeks and it took me literally 3 minutes. This is your sign to do that thing too.

[Karley @karley_sm]

Number of times I called my dad while making a new Hello Fresh recipe: 0
A new record.

[Karley @karley_sm]

But have we tried a pb&j cut diagonally and a kiss on the forehand from your mom to cure COVID yet?

[Karley @karley_sm]

Can a burrito change the world? Don't miss Chipotle's first Game Day commercial https://t.co/G07sPNxyUA #bonuspoints

[Karley @karley_sm]

My hope for 2021 is that every stall will have somewhere to hang a purse. No more deciding if you should hold it, put it on the floor, or try to balance it on the toilet paper dispenser.

[Karley @karley_sm]

The audacity my alarm had going off this morning. I know you wanted to sleep in too buddy, no need to start the day off like this.

[Karley @karley_sm]

Strawberry jelly is THE best pancake topping. I will be taking no further questions.

[Karley @karley_sm]

As if 2020 wasn’t awful enough, @kfc now has french fries instead of potato wedges.

[Karley @karley_sm]

An absolute mood.

[Karley @karley_sm]

I pet a puppy today.

[Karley @karley_sm]

When it’s negative degrees outside pedestrians get the right of way and that’s that.

[Karley @karley_sm]

I’ve never been sad while drinking a margarita.

[Karley @karley_sm]

Yeah your Christmas tree is nice but do you have a Festivus pole?