6: how do girls pee
10: I don't know, they don't have a wiener
6: from their butt?
Me: ugh no
6: (punches me in boob) from this?
Me: wtf? No! That's a different private!
(Kids in hysterics)
6: from the mouth?
Me: have you seen me with my face in the toilet?
Hubs: daddy has!
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