karli 🍊

honestly sorry that you found my twitter it stinks // ♊️🐉

[karli 🍊 @karli_from_hr]

you are the people you hang out with 🤷‍♀️

[Lith Wolfe @LithWolfe]

Eat the rich

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

It’s not about Meatloaf.
It’s not about me.
It’s not about what some people call me.
It’s not about left or right.

It’s all about scientific facts.
And that we’re not aware of the situation.
Unless we start to focus everything on this, our targets will soon be out of reach.

[crunchy knees @cranberrijuic]

lol I have to stop romanticizing 2012 bc like I was definitely more depressed then than I am now I just had no responsibilities

[karli 🍊 @karli_from_hr]

me (flatfooted, has asthma, bad eyesight and is clinically diagnosed with depression/anxiety) sittin pretty knowing I won’t get drafted for WWIII with all my issues

[karli 🍊 @karli_from_hr]

Yoooo what planet is making everybody act up and be so freakin mean like GAWD

[karli 🍊 @karli_from_hr]

@cranberrijuic I’m WEAK omg

[PL CHAMPIONS🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ArseneWasRight]

Me and my team in Jail living good after refusing to enlist in the army https://t.co/Eg2bgoOhdU

[zel @denzeldion]

me when the government knocks on my door to draft me for world war 3

[crunchy knees @cranberrijuic]

🤢🤢🤢

[karli 🍊 @karli_from_hr]

my thumbs hurt from all the “block-unfollow-delete” I’ve been doing 🥵

[karli 🍊 @karli_from_hr]

day one of 2020 was v good

[j*sh o’conn*r propagandist @SPLENDOR1999]

the way that this has made me unbelievably feral right now holy shit https://t.co/1JYPhVF0LZ

[JEANIE @jeaniesounds]

yes daddy:
-overplayed
-unoriginal
-insinuates daddy issues

yes chef:
-powerful
-makes a statement
-one way ticket to flavortown