charles dickens’ a christmas karl

I'm a big girl with even bigger dreams.

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

23: If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

10 years!?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I would be so good at being a clout-chasing hot-taker but I would also be so sad and sweaty.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I HAVE VERY STRONG OPINIONS AND FEELINGS THAT I AM NOT PUTTING ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW GOODBYE.

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

i really just want to live somewhere with a trader joes

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

@gilligansailor hot/cold packs, reusable straws w/ cleaners, stress balls, pop-it’s, xanax, tampons, socks, beanies/hats

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

@isaacwambach has 12 steadfast followers to be exact & provides them with the righteous tweets they deserve

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

i’m back, twitter. but only because it was time to switch to my holiday username.

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

@isaacwambach leaving at 4 am is the most hipster

sunrise vibes

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

@jackjennaway How do I get to be on an episode?

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

i’m sobbing in my bathtub eating nachos. sure smells like the start of finals week.

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

@Lnakrnrr @jackjennaway the same people that say “gangsta rap”

[irene @gilligansailor]

I love being 24 with an office job! I take a maximum of 700 steps every day, mindlessly shove food in my mouth every half hour that I’m at my desk, and I’ve got horrible posture from staring at a computer and my phone all day!

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

i can’t do guinness or whiskey but you bet your last potato i’ll slam a shamrock shake in the name of my irish heritage

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

i’ve had two separate professors in the last week say “man..you guys look tired..” in class

well..you see we are all painfully exhausted and crumbling like cookies please help us

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

@gilligansailor please say yes

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

@purdueowl how do i cite a tiktok in apa

[charles dickens’ a christmas karl @karlimbaker]

tbh i’ll probs be wearing scrunchies in my forties. walk the other way.