𝕜arli 𝕜elly

wife • raising daughters • blessed

[Sweet Love 🪬✨ @Scottyyy2Hottie]

MySpace was absolutely perfect and we just abandoned it

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

Can @Starbucks unveil some kind of holiday cream cold brew? Gingerbread, peppermint, anything?

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

70 million pissed off republicans and not one city burned to the ground.

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

Drinking random 2019 Starbucks Holiday Blend coffee that I found in the break room cabinet bc I was too late for Lucy Lu’s. 😭

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

The older I get, the more I appreciate cozy items. Give me a candle, heated blanket, robe and I’m so happy.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

mentally i am here

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

I’m getting the Bissel Crosswave and I’m pretty freaking excited. #Adulting

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

@bethkight I usually use Bare Minerals powder foundation, but ELF Flawless Finish is water based with no oil! I’ve used it before and liked it.

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

Artificial sweeteners instantly give me a headache. It’s like my body actually rejects the crap. #TheBodyIsSmart

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

Just bought a face oil for fine lines. Is this what your mid 20’s are?

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

I *think I’m going to be able to sneak downstairs and have my coffee in peace before the kids wake up. That would be a glorious thing.

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

I really think that masks are some people’s comfort, like they’re “doing what they can”. Hate to break it to ya, but unless you’re wearing an N95, that piece of cloth isn’t doing squat.

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

I’m in a group on Facebook and people were talking about their afternoon pick-me-ups. A lot of people were saying chocolate, a granola bar, etc. I’m just like...I need something that’s going to make my eye twitch. Give me a cold brew with a shot of espresso.

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

Yep, should’ve been treated like any other virus. Let it run its course. Instead, it was politicized.

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

Anyone who says that Sweden wasn’t way ahead of everyone in its overall approach to virus is not being truthful or doesn’t know the facts.

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

Being a stay at home mom means dealing with little incompetent people all freaking day long. 🙄🙄🙄

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

If I don’t respond to your Snap, don’t take offense. I have 0 service at the house, except in one spot, and probably opened it like 3 days later. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[P🏹 @luvforpam]

If you see me swerving, I’m not driving drunk. I’m just handing my kid snacks.

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

How is Twitter going to say I have a like and retweet, but won’t show me who it is? 🤔

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

Some people’s personalities are just really overbearing to me and it pisses me off.

[𝕜arli 𝕜elly @karlimeredith]

I hate living out here where skewbillies sell rebel flags at 4 way stops. 🙄 #Gross