karli 🦋

twenty five years and i’ve still got no idea what i’m supposed to be doing

[alya🐘 @alyarexix]

British moots do you remember how in like year 6 we’d get weighed at school and our parents would be sent a letter saying if we were fat or not

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

No one warned me that once I got older, the weather app would be a crucial part of my daily routine.

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

There’s no way I’m working to 65. I don’t even know if I’m going to make it to 5pm today.

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Prince Pedo Andrew answering the front door thinking it was the postman with his birthday cards but instead it was the police with a warrant

[ruby 𖦹✭ @infinitewrlds]

i hate that this evil fuck got laughs out of me

[ana @shivlestat]

both diana and lucy escaping stephen by making him think he’s won… girls who are going to be okay #tellmelies

[human @vladimirlesbian]

Hey does anybody know when I’ll stop feeling like a child pretending to be an adult

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

[emo jonas @carlajonas]

IM NEVER SHUTTING UP ABOUT THIS MY SOUL LEFT MY LITERAL BODY THE JONAS BROTHERS REALLY BROUGHT OUT DEMI LOVATO IN THE YEAR 2025

[tiff ☀️ @womenstitless]

starting together & ending the show together in the final two #loveisland #loveislanduk

[R | holmesbury pilled @rayainalif]

Stop crying, its just a scene

The scene:

#MyOxfordYear

[vi @alliec3t]

netflix after baiting me in with hot academic rivals and banter just to hit me with a grief speedrun like this ain’t a romcom it’s a wellness check in 1080p
#myoxfordyear

[Billz @BillzDaOriginal]

The older i get the more i realise how much i love being at home doing nothing

[໊ @sonohoor]

i absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. the excitement of finally laying down? unmatched

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

sorry but nothing is gonna be as good as the hilariously dogshit mike myers one. we need to go back to movies like that

[alfie @alfienxo]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[alfie @alfienxo]

romo (relief of missing out)