Karls

Sensation Station 🚉

[Karls @karliroselowry]

@tashakunzler I’ve already said too much 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Karls @karliroselowry]

Is it wrong to base all of your life’s decisions on advice given by a Jason Robert Brown song?

[Karls @karliroselowry]

@joeybadder More like I finally stopped shitting my pants 🤷‍♀️

[Karls @karliroselowry]

I would like to bring an entire Brazilian pharmacy home with me. Every remedy is magic, and I would know, for I’ve required many. 🤧😷🤮💩🤢🤕

[Karls @karliroselowry]

But don’t worry, #americanairlines gave me a hotel voucher for a night in Dallas and a $12 food voucher. PROBLEM SOLVED.

[Karls @karliroselowry]

#americanairlines delays my flight to Sao Paolo, which in turn, causes me to miss my connection with #latamairlines, but it’s NEITHER of their problem. I have to cough up $411 to #latamairlines for #americanairlines technical difficulty? WTF?

[Karls @karliroselowry]

I bought beachfront property on my Project Makeover game on my phone. If that’s not how you define success then idk what.

[Karls @karliroselowry]

Literal style goals for summer 2022 #riverwild #MerylStreep :

[Karls @karliroselowry]

@janjowen I would prefer. Actually mine does 😂

[Karls @karliroselowry]

@joeybadder @rexxy_baby Riverton Rollers 🏍

[Karls @karliroselowry]

Hanging out at a bar in South Jordan and there’s a group of bikers raging out of the vicinity and Josh says: “There goes the Hobby Lobby Hells Angels”. 😂😂😂

[Karls @karliroselowry]

Sons of Sojo

[Karls @karliroselowry]

Green hat is #1

[Li-Sho @rexxy_baby]

Best collage of my life! Cheers to junior high besties & beyond 😘❤️🥳 ⁦@karliroselowry⁩ queen queen queen

[Karls @karliroselowry]

Why isn’t Monster a musical and why am I not headlining it on Broadway?

[Karls @karliroselowry]

@rexxy_baby FIRST OF ALLLLLLL

[Karls @karliroselowry]

@rexxy_baby WHAT

[emma 🍯 @paulsonsgagaa]

rt if ur taller than lady gaga

[Karls @karliroselowry]

80% of the fkrs in the Bingham parking lot have nicer cars than me.

[Karls @karliroselowry]

@AllisonCroghan I mean if you have to marry your uncle, you should at least get to choose what your wear while you do it.