april

I only have this app so I can pretend like I have pop punk and soccer friends.

[april @karlirove]

Lol may not be able to log into Twitter from new phone

[april @karlirove]

Two conversations, one morning.
I am insane.

[april @karlirove]

Would have been more realistic if Barbie said “you guys ever think about just giving up and rotting?”

[april @karlirove]

Oooof

[april @karlirove]

@brennan_world Hope he’s ok

[November @postoctobrist]

how often does your girlfriend think about the Soviet Union

[april @karlirove]

@airbagged I dated them.

[april @karlirove]

Hail Ben. Hail getting help.

[april @karlirove]

I’ve never really felt like I let parasocial relationships affect me, but I feel so personally sad and guilty about @BenKissel sabbatical. I absolutely do not know the guy, but his melodic voice got me through tough times and it’s hard to break that concept from a “he’s a celeb”.

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

when I was 12 I googled “two men kissing” on my dads computer and when he asked me why that was in his search bar I said “I don’t know you tell me”

[april @karlirove]

@LKSherms Short for “my best friend is dating someone and it might be kind of serious, but just in case it isn’t or his gf lets him hang on the weekend- not really anything that serious�� … all men. I swear.

[april @karlirove]

Today is the one day of the year where I unapologetically talk about George W Bush for a solid six hours.

[april @karlirove]

@microbaddie I keep snacking on cheerios because delicious and I am about to finish this box

[april @karlirove]

@theelderemox From my friends working / volunteering - the festival didn’t feed or provide water to the bands or the people working the fest. Splitknot fed a bunch of the staff… but after eating, people immediately walked because it was just absolute chaos not to mention the weather

[april @karlirove]

@sam_kritch Separate from the point (kind of) but a point I want to make is this… because I feel I’ve been using this. Is it okay to ��preserve your mental health” and stop yourself from seeing other point of views.

[april @karlirove]

@sam_kritch But 10/10 this is a good post and I’m glad I caught it

[april @karlirove]

*slams two beers*
I think I’m in a prison in my own cargo pants…

I’m a poser, I don’t even own cargo pants.

[april @karlirove]

@BillyScafuri Never