Karly Burton

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

Wanna hear about something patriotic?? Paying taxes.

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

The absolute last thing I would want to do if I won the Super Bowl would be go to Disney world

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

@badgalriri are you nervous?

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@ashhjordannn Love you 💕

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People love to be like “I live in Boston” and then literally live 45 solid minutes from the city of Boston

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

It’s a rainy spring day in nyc and Park Ave smells like wood burning fireplaces and I feel at HOME.

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

Last night I got 11 hrs of sleep and then today I started plies on the right side at barre (in a class of 20 ppl) and said “goodnight” when thanking the teacher at a solid 12:36 in the afternoon.

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

A real convo I had with my mom yesterday:
Me: “what are you doing?”
Mom: “at McDonald’s getting Ben at 10-piece chicken nugget”

………Ben is her dog

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

@ang_destasio In 2nd grade someone asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said stay at home mom

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To be perfectly clear I will never call my future husband “hubs, the hubby, my hub” or anything remotely similar thank yew

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

My dog turns two in 2 months and that’s enough for me to absolutely get admitted thank u

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

@SYDNEYRACHAEL_ Similar to when joe Kennedy was flying planes over beaches in cape cod to endorse his campaign but was endorsing clean energy

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I have barely put pointe shoes on my feet in over 2 years but last night I had a dream that I only had dead Russian shoes & and had a show and if you’ve ever danced on dead Russians you KNOW how scary this dream was.

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

Sometimes women make their personality trait “girlfriend” when they have a boyfriend and it is really truthfully just hard to watch

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“Your dog tweets are unhinged” @SYDNEYRACHAEL_

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

I have a cold (thankfully tested negative for covid like 16 times) but my dog has the audacity to stare at me and sigh every time I cough for disturbing his sleep as if he doesn’t take up the entire bed we share every night of my life.

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

I called my mom at 11:20 this AM right after ballet and she answered “do you care if I live or die” cause I hadn’t called her yet today.

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

How did Steve Harvey book hosting miss universe? Literally how.

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Men really love to stand up on the subway/bus and not hold on to the handle bar and launch themselves into other people instead. Like for literally what.

[Karly Burton @karlyburton]

@SYDNEYRACHAEL_ Love you longtime though

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@SYDNEYRACHAEL_ The ironic part of this tweet is you are a horrible driver