Whitney P Awesome

Orlando-based writer. Public Relations & Community Outreah Coordinator for Exodus United, Inc. Work featured in @BendingGenres, @GhostParachute and @twbworlando

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

See my piece in @BendingGenres, Jingle Hell! https://t.co/rUtTYKJFNN

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

Surviving and being happy is the best revenge.

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

Will Forte makes me cry every time he's on screen in Sweet Tooth. Take your vitamns, mister, because you're a goddamn treasure.

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

Super excited for how pointy I've filed my nails. 100% ready for scraps at the community dumpster. GET AT ME RACOONS!!

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

was the only asshole in the grocery store wearing a mask. Could have been the croptop on a fat bitch that got me all that unsolicited side eye, though.

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

I only judge people based on their favorite dinosaur. There are wrong answers.

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

@hankgreen Do spoons cuddle if people can spoon?

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

What @chrissyteigen tweeted is not OK. Everybody sucks until they don't. This was verbal abuse we now recognize as toxic behavior and dark humor doesn't hide that anymore. The magnifying glass doesn't include context and everyone tried the fucked up zigger racket + live tweeting.

[Horror Virgin @HorrorVirgin]

Hey, @audibleuk if you want to put money behind our podcast premise. We are completely independent and have Millions of downloads. You could just fund our show, not rip us off.

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

An election bot texted my roommate to remind me to vote by name. Democracy can die now. Don't speak to me ever again. #yesIvoted #thatsmypurseandIdontknowyou

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

Sleeping with a Trump supporter is the same as dirty dick. Check the fingernails and the voting record.

[Janie Lee (gone to Insta,youtube or tiktok) @junkmixart]

A Jason Voorhees!AU where he becomes a camp counselor to make sure no kids ever drown on his watch. 🛶🏊‍♂️🏕️

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

My moods are neutral and none of your business. I'm a cactus. I'm totally fine if you want to be around but I mostly don't need you and also don't touch me. Thx.

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

I hate the saying, "That's what she said." I hate it when women, who completely lack self-awareness, say it. Why be the butt of your own joke just to get attention from the men who say it to make fun of you? Way to join the bozo circle jerk, ya dummy!

[Morbid Podcast @AMorbidPodcast]

Both equally.

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

Sometimes people aren't worth your time. Sometimes you don't know that until they can't see your potential.

[Whitney P Awesome @karmafishwrap]

What you're not going to do is claim to be an expert (even if it's true) and bash me for not owing you fealty. Oh, we could have had a "great" conversation if I had just asked you questions? A big no thank you.

[ii hands ii hades. @theori]

They know exactly what they are doing and the outcome they want.

[ii hands ii hades. @theori]

They intentionally enact language to make Black People (and people of color in general) appear more dangerous. They use their tears to trigger anger and hostility towards their targets.