Sweet Like Honey

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not to be Woke but you shouldn’t beat a live horse either.

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what if we held hands at the Netflix dating show pool party mixer?

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“nobody wants to work anymore” you invented working hard or hardly working

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“nobody wants to work anymore” says the generation that built a restaurant called Thank God It’s Fridays.

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I hate gay Christmas what do you mean you’re dressed as Drew and Stu Who from the Grinch?

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guys i fear something has changed within me

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really missing him rn

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Bulk Yarn

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A craft store but like bulk barn where you can just bring a jar and grab a couple different pom poms instead of buying the whole bag.

[Krobus @MrBrandonVink]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the grape they did surgery on

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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re dressed as some white trash version of shania karaoke?

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Bouba Kiki

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you ever eat a chip wrong and it ruins your whole night?

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all dads love ice cream

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Chappell Rowan Atkinson

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Are they still making pg-13 movies?

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IPA stands for ‘it’s piss ass.’

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also who decorated this baby’s room with three giant ceramic ants? I’m calling cps on these reckless vampires

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Baby Renesmee never once had her head supported in these twilight movies

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Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jay Z at a Red Lobster.