Karmichael Hunt

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Vaccine Anti vaccine
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[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Pope, who’s spent his entire adult life studying religion, apparently knows less about it than JD Vance, who’s been Catholic for about five minutes.

[The Chaser @chaser]

From the archive but always relevant:

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The guy who just flew to Hungary to get involved in their politics tells the Pope, who is from Chicago, Illinois to stay out of US politics.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

NETANYAHU: “I spoke yesterday with JD vance — He reported to me in detail, as members of this administration do every day.”

They report to him? Remind us - Who is president of 🇺🇸 again?

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Melania Trump: “Just because I had dinner with Ghislaine Maxwell 135 times and vacationed with her 27 times doesn’t necessarily mean that we’re friends.”

[Bill Johnson @Bill43111]

The unbelievable story about the missing pilot that was rescued disappeared faster than Trump’s ear injury.

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

They should call it a tariff just for fun

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

MAGA is now like "I'll take mean tweets, $8 gas and nuclear war over gender neutral restrooms any day"

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

he’s 100% the candidate you voted for but liberal tears tasted better than listening to facts

[Karmichael Hunt @karmichaelhunt]

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[Karmichael Hunt @karmichaelhunt]

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[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Trump administration turns to migrant workers to address farm labor shortage, per NYT.

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Trump ran on exposing the pedophiles and stopping wars. Trump is now protecting the pedophiles and starting wars. #maga

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Fucking morons.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"Your attack on Iran is working. No one is talking about you raping children."

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s strange to live in a world where millions believe scientists, researchers, and doctors are all lying, but a fraud-convicted reality TV host is telling the truth.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump won't recognize the Epstein victims in the crowd tonight because he hasn't seen them since they were 14

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

You know it’s coming

[beeple @beeple]

NEXT UP: ALIENS !!