Rachel Karner

Big Rach or BR

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

newt: Ive been having peanuts and coffee every morning for breakfa-
me: YOU 👏🏼 ARE 👏🏼 100 👏🏼 years old

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

convinced these are melted candles

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

Newt tells me when he first wears wool.

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

@SandersonAlyssa @DaShaunLH lolll @ me for real

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

my biggest flaw lately is that I say “what doing?” like Im a parrot learning to speak

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

I just woke up from a dream where someone told me I had to sign up for TSAT’s… that is Teacher SAT’s. I hope this isnt real someone tell me it isnt real

[Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD]

Flu prevention recommendations from 1918 newspaper 😳😢😭

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

I was so focused on getting every last drop from my lemon that I broke the squeezer and also managed to pinched my boöb whilst it breaking

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

Mum just told me a story she heard on the radio that a kid put his mom’s lipstick on the cats ass to see where the cat sits around the house

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

@indieiniceland the best flavor

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

Teaching in May looks like eating a half of a cucumber for lunch

[ERS @indieiniceland]

One of my dad's pandemic projects has been making an azalea garden for my grandma, who has dementia and isn't doing well. Yesterday, the flowers bloomed and my parents brought her to see the garden for the first time 🥺😭🌺

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

@indieiniceland what’s upplant?

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

Jsyk “Justin” is the beaver near Newts house that Newt is now friends with. Justin Beaver, yes. —and Hailey Beaver, yes.

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

I cant explain to you how much the smell of coffee makes me just feel:
🤍🤎🌞🌿🌻🌛✨🤎🤍

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

@NanyGodzalez 😭Thurs+Fri are definitely longer

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

@NanyGodzalez it sure doesn’t 🌞

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

no one cares, but if I just started following you or asked to follow you it’s because I had no idea that we weren’t mutually following each other already!

[Rachel Karner @karner_rachel]

@SandersonAlyssa 😭tank you

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