@solomonmissouri This Twitter account brings so much joy to my hopeless heart. Thank you, Alabama Man. If you’re ever in upstate NY, I’d like to buy you lunch
There are a pair of starlings nesting in my porch, and if any of you motherfuckers tell my landlord, I’m gonna be so pissed. Those birds exist in North America because of SHAKESPEARE. My theater degree woke up and chose violence today
My VERY gay roommate asked for help naming her new character in Dark Souls, so in honor of My new favorite author, and Quarantine Twitter crush, I present to you: Lauren Houghmo the Sexual 😍 @laurenthehough
@laurenthehough Come to Saratoga Springs, NY: we have a Northshire Bookstore, it’s a college town with tons of bars/restaurants, AAAAAAND it’s >4 hours from Boston, I volunteer to be your PA/chauffeur and get you high AF 😘😘😘