Leo Karoki

If I'm worth anything later, then I'm worth something today. For wheat is wheat, even if it looks like grass in the beginning.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

The vikings. 🚣‍♂️���

Beautiful to see, fantastic team making history and fantastic fan base. 🔊🇳🇴

@Majorleaguemadd 🎥🔝

[Sir Roger Official @_rogers254]

Hawa wasanii wanawake wa Mombasa need to be stopped.. hebu skiza hii 🤔

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

A lot was going on in this video from Githurai 44

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

How the government benefits from unemployment: Coming up shortly on #MaishaKazini with @m_ogada

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

Take a listen of Ali Nuno Dubat the untold story of Kenya's most feared Police Commander,his rise to power, influence, controversies, and the legacy that continues to spark debate.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Every house has that legend who hates church, but has a good heart than everyone in the house.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

Men only have 5 moods:

1. i need to conquer and start a new country
2. horny
3. i must disappear to the woods
4. my woman and bloodline depend on me
5. i was born in the wrong century

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Reminder:

Keep a diary of sex with your woman.

If she says she is pregnant, do the calculation.

- Get the last menstruation

- Add 7 to the date

- Add 9 to the month

Eg 4/July/2026

Estimated Date of Delivery = 11/4/2027

Don't be ignorant.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

Natembeya cracks you up everytime he talks about Weta and Musalia 😂😂😂

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Leo Karoki @KarokiKing]

💯

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Two People who are best employees but are dangerous collegues

1. Mkamba

2. Mluya

End.

[Sahil @sahilypatel]

samsung is the weirdest company on earth.

> makes chips for its competitors
> makes display for iphones
> manufactured moderna's covid vaccine
> helped build the burj khalifa????
> makes ev batteries
> runs one of the world's largest shipbuilding business
> sell life, health, auto insurance
> builds oil refineries and petrochemical plants
> runs cloud and logistics businesses
> owns hospitals and healthcare businesses
> owns luxury hotels and duty-free stores
> runs a global advertising agency
> owns south korea’s largest theme park

apple, tsmc, maersk, pfizer, marriott, publicis, and disney all rolled into one company.

[Yano @_Yanoh]

Ranting to Kisii men about gender issues😂😂😂 The Abagusii is one of the reasons why the women rep position was introduced because Jesus will come back before a woman wins any election against a male opponent in this region.

[Sean Walsh @SeanDZWalsh]

I am grateful we live in a world where what Peter Crouch said about Messi vs Ronaldo is the norm because I was very tired of the alternative

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Watu wanaenda toe to toe with World Champions

Ndio tutapatana nao Talanta next year?

Ndhiwa FC ought to forfeit that Afcon before they make our heads swell.

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Simeone flew all the way to Miami to learn how to play real Haramball

[J. Mulholland @MulhollandL0ver]

Somewhere out there is a 100 year old woman named Greta telling people in her nursing home “Dick Van Dyke is dating a baby because he can’t handle women his own age”

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

This is your sign to lie on that job application

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.