Carrie Kelly

Aspiring bog body.

[Carrie Kelly @karolinecelly]

The Irish urge to whisper ‘now’ to yourself after beginning and ending your meaningless wee tasks.

[grovy @grovymango]

2026, i will be maisy mouse maxxing . i will be fab, resting, reading and hang out with a buddy sometime

[leah @evenstqrs]

walking in during the light and walking out of a life-changing movie when it’s dark outside

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“jihad” as the brat album is FRYING ME

[Vas Drimalitis @vasdrimalitis]

I'm crying, this is so close to being a real-life version of the moment in Parks & Rec where the reporter tells Leslie that Nick Newport Sr. dies.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in the words of the great susan sarandon:

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Congrats to New York on your hot mayor and hot mayor wife

[tana @bodeinebrazy888]

Before you beef with me know i am deeply malicious to my core once upset

[luci @lucirules]

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[clare @sadderlizards]

i will maintain an air of professionalism. despite my secret thirst for Revenge

[charlie 🦇 @minatozakizamo]

me: good night

the mosquito in my room:

[Carrie Kelly @karolinecelly]

Jesus, that final goal. #allirelandfinal

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

trying to find the right reaction pic before the group chat moves on

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

SHE DIDNT GHOST ME SHE WAS JUST IN THE PSYCH WARD, LETS GOOOOOOOO

[Carrie Kelly @karolinecelly]

Irish people of colour can’t breathe without being verbally and physically abused, both online and offline. The whole country is riddled with white supremacist rhetoric in the name of ‘patriotism’. We’re all culpable. That’s the whole point. Stones. Glass houses. Notions.

[Carrie Kelly @karolinecelly]

Watching Free Staters speak about the bonfires in the North with a sense of glee and moral superiority, as if their own south of the border aren’t burning immigrants out of their homes and accommodation just does not sit right with my spirit, no harm.

[Carrie Kelly @karolinecelly]

Especially me after doing an hour of deadlifts. I’m literally pouring one out.

[Carrie Kelly @karolinecelly]

Pouring one out for my divas on SSRIs in this heat.

[Carrie Kelly @karolinecelly]

All the current discourse surrounding Sabrina Carpenter only proves that we are doomed to relieve 2013 tumblr for all eternity.