karo

I work for a small museum, I go to metal shows in the NYC area, I have a cat.

[karo @karomon]

LIVE on #Periscope https://t.co/SPPii7jc7r

[karo @karomon]

Words With Friends! My username is Karomonstr. Get at me. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ

[karo @karomon]

Question posed to me by potential museum gift shop customer: "Do you carry those... *vague hand gestures* ...three dimensional objects?"

[karo @karomon]

RIP Four Loko

[karo @karomon]

Anyone else noticing this gigantor hawk hanging hanging around the Williamsburg Bridge? This is my third spotting of it this week.

[karo @karomon]

Gent from halfway house on my block misconstrued my brisk pace for fear, assured me that he has my back if anyone messes w me. Good morning!

[karo @karomon]

Not especially excited to be sharing a name with the sloppiest ho on this mess http://j.mp/9JNRYh

[karo @karomon]

JUST SIGHTED TWO FEMALE JUGGALOS ON BEDFORD AVE. Oh god it was like a treasure from heaven.

[karo @karomon]

Buybacks are the best (present tense)/worst (hindsight)

[karo @karomon]

@johnnylandmine I don't mind because a pit full of bearded infant trendsurfers at all my shows makes me feel like Papa Smurf.

[Johnny L. @johnnylandmine]

In the future, anthropologists will conclude that the electric guitar was invented to facilitate the recording of "Hallowed Be Thy Name."

[karo @karomon]

@bramfilter let no shirt ever cover the glorymeats of Pike. #guttsex

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In case anyone is interested, that was the ass-kickingest show I've seen High on Fire put on to date.

[karo @karomon]

Tonight: Kylesa/Torche/High on Fire

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@sw_inku dude I am in there all the fucking time. Was in there that day, too. Gonna be there tomorrow.

[karo @karomon]

Venues with no re-entry get to sell $8 bottles of Bud. Use this knowledge to improve your life.

[karo @karomon]

@sw_inku wait... The levee?

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@glowerpower is LAAAAAMEand I am not sloppy I am just drunk maaaaaan.

[karo @karomon]

How I know I'm functional: high school boy on street asked to have my panties, I neither kicked his ass nor gave them to him.

[karo @karomon]

@glowerpower dave and suzanne b. gimp