Dan

[Dan @karpd555]

are you really even dialed if you don’t listen to cigarettes after sex at the gym.

[Dan @karpd555]

find myself romanticizing everything on this monday morning drive after staying up late to watch the toby mcguire spider-man movies.

[Dan @karpd555]

#clemmons

[Rich Cimini @RichCimini]

Tempers flaring at the end of practice. Lazard is fired up. Yes, Lazard. Looks like he’s pissed at Echols after a long reception. Clemons in there, too. Players still chirping at Saleh brings the team together to end the scrimmage. #Jets

[Dan @karpd555]

@uSTADIUM puka?

[Dan @karpd555]

there’s just something about the coffee machines at car dealerships that hit every time.

[Dan @karpd555]

@NYJetsTFMedia @RapSheet need to trade up for him

[Dan @karpd555]

@EddiePresti_ @SubwayToShea @EdgeDaDon32 @CornholeCousins @RubenGar06 @YanksBrew @StillKnicksFans @albanian_angry @Mets @KickinitwitKeef no

[Dan @karpd555]

letting bryce huff walk was honestly smart because of #clemmons. mike williams, david bhak, and brock bowers. then we kiss joe douglas on his bald shiny forehead.

[Dan @karpd555]

@Connor_J_Hughes YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

[Dan @karpd555]

@NYJetsTFMedia is this some sort of joke ????

[Dan @karpd555]

@NYJetsTFMedia bugging out harrison… BUGGING OUT

[Dan @karpd555]

there’s something so calming about the cvs pharmacy in-store playlist.

[Dan @karpd555]

@NYJetsTFMedia and then we trade for brandon aiyuk

[Dan @karpd555]

really considering risking it all to buy a bidet.

[Dan @karpd555]

the worst thing to happen to a friend group is when the chubby friend loses weight.

[Dan @karpd555]

This just in as per Tray Wingo: Michael Clemmons has just been arrested in Vegas for threatening hate crimes against Usher. #clemmons

[Dan @karpd555]

Drake has me seccond guessing everything. #clemmons

[Dan @karpd555]

the new ted show is mid as shit #clemmons

[Dan @karpd555]

@NYJetsTFMedia son of a bitch glazer im in

[Dan @karpd555]

@jasrifootball pat is a capper