Riley Karpen

Drake University Pharmacy Class of 2021

[The Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center @OSUWexMed]

28-year-old Kodie was young & healthy. He intended to get vaccinated, but hadn't gotten around to it. He tested positive for COVID on 7/10. By 8/3, he was on ECMO and on 8/24, his only option for survival was a lung transplant. Now, he's sharing his story.
https://t.co/j7n1fFkH4c

[Kent Murphy @coachkentmurphy]

Rob Manfred bunts.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If a predatory enemy to our species can’t unite everyone on Earth to fight it, I'm left wondering what hope remains for Civilization.

[Kyle Rudolph @KyleRudolph]

🚨🚨 The big man left (2) tickets to this weeks @Vikings game in my stocking!! RT for your chance to sit in the @Delta 360 club as we take on the bears in the final home game of the season!! It’s easy just hit RT!! 🚨🚨

#WPMOYChallenge Rudolph

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

#MAXPOWER! Kepler has been named the American League Player of the Week!

RT for a chance to win an autographed bat from the man himself. #MNTwins

[Cut4 @Cut4]

We love you.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

[Makayla Perkins @MakaylaEPerkins]

Unpopular opinion: people who think baseball games take too long don’t understand/appreciate the sport. I wish MLB would stop trying to cater to those people by changing the rules to make the game go faster. Just sit there, eat your hotdog and enjoy it. 💁🏼‍♀️

[HIGH NOON @HIGHNOONonESPN]

“I want everybody to know that this is why you respect the institution of Bruno Mars”
Pablo reacting to Adam Levine's halftime performance at the Super Bowl

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Never speak ill of Bruno Mars ever again

[Riley Karpen @karpenacillin]

#WPMOYChallenge

[Viktor the Viking @ViktorTheViking]

DOUBLE GIVEAWAY TIME

RT this tweet for a chance to win this signed Rudolph jersey

QUOTE RT with #WPMOYChallenge Rudolph for a chance at the jersey AND prizes from the NFL (see pic)

EVERY TWEET you have w/ #WPMOYChallenge Rudolph thru Sunday gives you a shot at prizes. #skol

[Riley Karpen @karpenacillin]

Has this dude ever actually talked to people from other countries??

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AMERICA IS RESPECTED AGAIN!

[Riley Karpen @karpenacillin]

Rudolph + #WPMOYChallenge

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Scientists & engineers launched “InSight” from Earth (a moving platform) across 300million miles to arrive where Mars (a moving target) will be seven months later, landing safely to do geophysics at the Martian equator. And you have a problem listening to us about climate change?

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

“seahawks fan, huh? bet you regret not running the ball at the goal line”

my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

ACTUALLY PASSING ON 2ND DOWN MADE SENSE GIVEN THE DEFENSIVE LOOK AND AMOUNT OF TIME LEFT

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Every battle.
Every betrayal.
Every risk.
Every fight.
Every sacrifice.
Every death.
All #ForTheThrone.

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

"Ask him about the #Brooklyn99 premiere date. ASK HIM ABOUT THE #BROOKLYN99 PREMIERE DATE."

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump claimed last night that climate change is not man-made, is too expensive to fix, and accused scientists of having a "political agenda."

This isn't ignorance -- this is the purposeful dismissal of factual evidence and science. And it's dangerous.