Paul Karpenko

Right, wrong, random.

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@CA_EDD Good morning, I'm still unable to get through on the phone. This will be a PFL claim. Can someone help me set up direct deposit?

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@CA_EDD I'm trying to add direct deposit but keep getting an error. I called the support number, but the "maximum number of calls" has been reached and I keep getting disconnected. I don't see a support email address to contact for help. How can I resolve this? Thank you

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@CA_EDD Hi, is someone available to help me set up direct deposit today?

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@CA_EDD I'm just trying to set up direct deposit right now, but the claim will be PFL

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@rogerdickey There are simply way more ways for an egg to be broken than whole.

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

Life is a menagerie of vibes.

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@rogerdickey WE RISKED OUR LIVES!! 🦧😡

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@jstayclutch Descartes putting all women on blast for being liars 😳 stone. cold.

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@kangaroo5383 Is Objective-C the Rorschach of languages? A masked reinvention of an existing trope, operating under the guise of righteous absolutism to a fault...? Seems to check out🤔

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@rogerdickey Pomodoro Technique at all timescales to incentivize regular reflection! Boom. Solved.

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@kangaroo5383 To communicate emotional truth 😌

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@kangaroo5383 Alfred Coffee Melrose Place is ideal if you can grab one of the 2 patio tables 👌🏻👩🏻‍🎨☕️

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@kangaroo5383 When piracy offers 10x improved usability, users become pirates.

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A millennial’s vision narrows: I’m going to watch Gattaca tonight 😑🧬✨

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@kangaroo5383 You may have chosen the literal worst city in the world to move to for this. LA’s car culture is a core value 😬

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@otherthoughts_0 @RikerGoogling Wow. Chef’s fucking kiss.

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@Quan @kangaroo5383 How’s s/he take it?

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@kangaroo5383 Not a fan of the implied lifecycle binary here, but this has rung true for me..

[Paul Karpenko @karpenko]

@kangaroo5383 @jmibanez Orrrr… it’s a case of a utopian ideal giving way to hard practicality 💫✨