virile drifter

uncontrollable and odd / vaguely latina / the white mike tomlin

[virile drifter @karponns]

@big_butts29 Sending it back with corrections

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[dogpoasting @evilsockz]

bruh my coworker just handed me a note and said “can you give this to our manager” and I opened it and it says “gas leak”

[27. @dimvji]

two days at your parents house can undo years of personal growth

[virile drifter @karponns]

just shoot me in the fucking face

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Free agent Rui Hachimura has agreed to a two-year, $28 million deal to sign with the Los Angeles Clippers, sources tell ESPN.

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[virile drifter @karponns]

which war had the most twinks

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

when you work at a liquor store they teach you a very specific little finger gesture to use when asking for someone's ID

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

the Cuban Revolution would’ve taken less than a year but they had to stop every hour to take the hardest photo of all time

[isaiah @tlop444]

the goat spiderman debate is over

[✧.* @HoodiiBron]

Paid Reaves 50 million
Gonna lose Smart
Gonna lose LeBron
Still no center

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

People who buy window seats love to piss. It’s their favorite thing in the world

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Moltisanti summer

[virile drifter @karponns]

@big_butts29 are these all the groups that have bullied you

[Chalkboard @ChalkboardHQ]

BREAKING: Air Corgi claimed the Spurs would win Game 1... she was, in fact, dead wrong

[cat memes @hardcatmemes]

9-5 #job

[Anya @nottcomplaining]

PoV: you made a small error at work