chnandler bong

just a teddy bear on stilts

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

i’m telling y’all….. best show on the air right now. @wearewatcher knows how to do it

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

nobody:
the two most powerful men in the country on a random Thursday:

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

thank u @vince_martella

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

rep forever guilt free listening!

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

i’m mad now. fuck duolingo i wanted him dead

[Duolingo @duolingo]

y’all really think i’d let a cybertruck take me out? #duolingohasrisen

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

legend says he waddled away

[mar @bratzweigs]

God provides

[Nicholas Hoult @NicholasHoult]

Clearly a very convincing performance I gave here

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Aww the little bitch to the north looked cute for once

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

yeah @dilemmalord idk about you but these cookies have me salivating so much i might just go ahead and pass out !!!!

(@chipcitycookies ur a star)

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

@sweettreIieff i’m so serious but 9/11 🥹

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

what is it about girlhood that makes us so insanely nauseous while riding in a lyft

[swiftie struggle tweets @swifferstruggle]

big moment for insufferable la la land fans

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

it’s the end of the world

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

hey @dylanminnette remember when you were on grey’s anatomy

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

hi @NoahKahan just wanted to tell you that your music is the only thing keeping me from crying in the office today <3 i love u

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

looks like a little bitch to me

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

my two kings @NoahKahan and robin pecknold. what would i do without them. what would i do if they SANG TOGETHER

[chnandler bong @karrii98]

@repiatation13 @shimmeringtay13 i have that EXACT long live tattoo on my shoulder!!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Wait till you see the Deadpool popcorn bucket.