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*owen wilson voice* cow (she/her)

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So how bored are y’all stuck at home on a scale of 1 - Turning yourself into Joe Exotic
#TigerKing

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Wore a headband one day when I had bangs. A teacher (who I saw every day and knew well) had to ask me who I was halfway through a conversation. There is a part of me that truly believes the people I knew exclusively during my bangs era do not know what my face looks like 😌

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

"How do people not realise Clark Kent is Superman when he takes off his glasses?"

Have you seen Zoey Deschanel when she moves her bangs???

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@dyke911 hardcore honestly

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Cat update, because they’re my entire personality now:
They still sleep on my head

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@hotty_mcscotty CALLIE!!! 💞💞💞

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They own me

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cryin

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Hi kitten update: we have been approved to adopt his new sister and we get to take her home tomorrow :’-) gonna cry big tears

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Hi kitten update: we have been approved to adopt his new sister and we get to take her home tomorrow :’-) gonna cry big tears

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Found an abandoned kitten on our property on Aug 19 (underweight, umbilical cord attached 😭) and we have been bottle feeding him around the clock since. Didn’t know if he would make it. Lil man is now 5 weeks and just pooped in the litter box 🥲 I’m emotional, enjoy some pics

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@jacobisaboy @_petimetra @hotty_mcscotty I don’t need to, check the poll

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@jacobisaboy @_petimetra @hotty_mcscotty M is undoubtedly the rangoon I’m sorry but it’s true

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Found an abandoned kitten on our property on Aug 19 (underweight, umbilical cord attached 😭) and we have been bottle feeding him around the clock since. Didn’t know if he would make it. Lil man is now 5 weeks and just pooped in the litter box 🥲 I’m emotional, enjoy some pics

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Get ready for some Hot Sauce

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@rachelfronts What. What. What

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Forgot I tweeted this, but he proceeded to eat all of it anyway

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My partner just said cilantro tastes like an indoor pool

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I own this shirt hahahahaha

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Y’all being a camp director feeds my lil soul. I cannot express how happy I am that I get to work outside and meet 100s of amazing kids??? kid Mac would be so proud

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@emmmmmokay pls drop some song recs

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Your quality of life is important and you deserve to be listened to and cared for. That’s all

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Hi people with a uterus/ovaries: take this as a sign to advocate HARD for yourself with your doctors!! Chronic pelvic pain is not normal! If they dismiss your pain, KEEP bothering them!! Took me a decade to finally get a proper diagnosis but dammit I got it today!!! :’-)

[⚔️brodiereed⚔️ @ayobrobro]

Not spiritually into crystals but I love a fucked up little rock.