Aggressive drivers are getting so out of pocket here in Midwest. Looking down from my apartment & seeing all these cars honking at people for crossing the street? Die bitch
I am so sick of living in a world where filmmakers are too prude to show us cock & balls! We need inclusive objectification for everyone, since it’s not going to turn the other direction! Give us unnecessary scenes of cock & balls just like you do t&a! The people want it!
Currently throwing a fit about how I have to spend Christmas weekend w/legally divorced parents who are STILL living under the same fucking roof together. End me now <3
My bf always checks in when he’s away b/c he thinks I’ll have boys over but I just smoke his pot & eat an entire bag of tangerines in one sitting while putting stickers in my journal & watch barbie swan lake
100% believe when people post their “baddie” passport/ID photo that shit is photoshopped as fuck like there is no way in hell the post office or BMV has lighting like that lmao
Everyone always says what they remember as their earliest memory is some deep or traumatic shit but mine is simply lying in the dog bed w/my yorkie watching Winnie the Pooh