Abhishek Karkar

[🇨🇦 @ranzafc]

Messi hat trick: “It was only Algeria”

Ronaldo tap ins against Uzbekistan: “THE GOAT HAS ARRIVED”

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

"I remember talking to Catelyn Stark and telling her not to go to that wedding, man."

- King James, 299 AC (After Aegon's Conquest)

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

"Learn from those mistakes. You're going to be a hell of a player in this league"

- CJ Stroud to Aaron Rodgers

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

The national guard should consider stepping in

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

James Harden on dropping 55 points:

“Ball is life.”

[Tyrese Maxey @TyreseMaxey]

Aye JH SO COLD 🤦🏾‍♂️🧊

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

JOSH ALLEN 500 IQ PLAY 🤯

THE MVP IS NOT HUMAN 😤

[georgie @georgsoup]

just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day

[Miranda Nover @mirandanover]

bro just invented anniversaries

[Overtime @overtime]

Can someone please explain…

HOW IS THIS A BASKET??????? 😳

[Rıdvan 🇹🇷🚀 @crossfire3149]

Sabonis has parents, Draymond stomped on his chest

Gobert has parents, Draymond held him in a chokehold

Alpi has parents, Draymond tried to injure him on purpose multiple times

So to cut it short, shut the fuck up you hypocrite piece of shit 🤝🏼

[LebronJamesHarden™️ @LBJamesHarden]

If this is a foul, the 2018 western conference finals would still be going on and harden would be shooting his 700,000th free throw of the series

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

DOGE canceling Accenture contracts is the single easiest way to cut government waste imaginable.

The government spends over a billion dollars a year with these guys and literally no one can explain what they even do.

Pull the plug on the entire thing. And do McKinsey next.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Palantir taking a hit after everyone finally realized no one knows what the fuck this company does

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Chiefs fans want to complain about no roughing the passer here but 1000% supported a phantom call vs the Texans that wiped a TD off the board 😂