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Hmu to do ur makeup🤪

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@ChickfilA we need some nuggets thanks🥰

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@cassidycolesss Hot🥺

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@tanamongeau Tana. Baby. It’s hot girl summmerrrrr. Don’t get in your feelings rn I need to live vicariously through you.

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@kaligdavis Voted for Biden because I knew a 3rd party would not win and I know that my hispanic, Muslim, and black friends and coworkers deserve so much better.

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I forgot when I was little my grandma was a genealogist, which is someone who studies family trees and ancestors and for the longest time I thought a gynecologist was the same so I called her both.

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Bitches will literally y’all shit and when you call them out they’ll tell you that they’re “gonna be the bigger person” and ignore you hehe

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When your cat that normally doesn’t want cuddles steps directly on you with all of her weight you let it happen man. Bruises and all.

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If you wake up in the morning and say to yourself, “I think I want to wear a tube top today” I don’t trust you.

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If I see one more post about Trump being “sent from god” I’m gonna lose my shit y’all believe gay marriage and smoking pot will send you to hell but you believe that garbage bag of a man was sent from GOD HIMSELF wow.

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So we live next to a farm. A pig got out. I’ve decided his name is Hamilton and he will not be a Christmas ham. He likes watermelon.

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Nothing in this world makes me happier than seeing someone with happy healthy fishes in a big ol tank just doin a swim

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TW but was everyone with an eating disorder like OBSESSED with learning about the Holocaust because you knew starving was really bad and could kill you or am I a psychopath

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@madisonkoesler Hehe let me here someone say take it off mask stays on pepper spray comes off :)

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Honestly if you’re gonna have beef with any of my opinions or what I post, talk to me directly instead of talking ab me lol. And maybe do it somewhere that my friends won’t see?? Dumbass bitches

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YOUR fertility issues don’t dictate HER right to an abortion.

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Me, with 5 or 6 trophies, and even more plaques with my name spelled incorrectly😂

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My parents really ensured I stay humble forever because no matter what I achieve in life, people stay spelling my name wrong.

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@PiperMadeline Pretty sure trying to hire a hit man, which is technically what he’s doing even tho the cost is kinda low for what he’s asking, is illegal. If you have more evidence than this I would for sure file a report.

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If you wear eyeshadow w no lashes I don’t trust you I said what I said

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Daily reminder that animals are living breathing things that need love and care. Fish are not decoration, bunnies are not Easter presents, and puppies and kittens should never be given as gifts. Stop filling shelters and neglecting animals.

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Honestly feel kinda bad for this years seniors cuz if you’re at school it’s strict asf and if you’re online you’re missing everything :/