kartoos

into jpeg

[Bhoomika @bhoomikacodes]

i'm the API between claude and my manager

[kartoos @kartoos69]

Prime Minister of india 🇮🇳

[The Offline Network @OfflineOnAir]

CEO of Google 🇮🇳
CEO of Microsoft 🇮🇳
CEO of YouTube 🇮🇳
CEO of Adobe 🇮🇳
CEO of IBM 🇮🇳
CEO of NetApp 🇮🇳
CEO of Palo Alto Networks 🇮🇳
CEO of Arista Networks 🇮🇳
CEO of Novartis 🇮🇳
CEO of Micron Technology 🇮🇳
CEO of Honeywell 🇮🇳
CEO of Flex 🇮🇳
CEO of Wayfair 🇮🇳
CEO of Chanel 🇮🇳
CEO of FedEx 🇮🇳
CEO of Zscaler 🇮🇳
CEO of Cadence Design Systems 🇮🇳
CEO of Vertex Pharmaceuticals 🇮🇳
CEO of Penguin Random House 🇮🇳
CEO of HubSpot 🇮🇳
CEO of GoDaddy 🇮🇳
CEO of Procter & Gamble 🇮🇳
CEO of Micron Technology 🇮🇳
Global Head of WhatsApp 🇮🇳
President of the World Bank Group 🇮🇳

[kartoos @kartoos69]

Delhi oomf? Bitches be having side dicks just like loksabha seats

[s @smishya18]

asked my Delhi oomf where will he take me and mf says JNU???!?

[BigBird:: @BigBirdfyx]

Smoking to escape your real-world problems only for the THC to immediately take those exact problems, format them into a crisp 4K presentation, and force your brain to review them from three different perspectives while you're just trying to play video games.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[kartoos @kartoos69]

Hai shrad de maa

[g4uri @okjaaneman]

school prayers were so goated yaar like yes bro teri hai zameen tera aasmaan

[kartoos @kartoos69]

Agar tum gta 5 afford nhi kr sktey they jab wo launch hui thi or aaj gta 6 bhi afford nhi kr sktey toh gareeb ho tum

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When no one notices that you're slowly giving up and mentally drained because you keep smiling and pretending that nothing's wrong.

[kartoos @kartoos69]

Its blessing to be loved by misogynist guy cause he would disrespect any woman but not you ....kinda version of .....lucky to be dating a manhater cause she hates every man except you.

[kartoos @kartoos69]

Cause women are into funny guys

[Ro Burnham @dukhi_tsunoda]

if women are into funny guys then how are Shamik Chakraborty, Rahul Subramaniam and Rohan Joshi single

[kartoos @kartoos69]

50 Lakh mein kitna paisa kha jaa rha hai kya expenses hai kon kitni salary le rha hai yeh sab nhi batayega kbhi yeh bsdka
Bss har mahiney 10 lakh short hai 2000 log 500rs dedo fast fast hum apkey liye bhot mehnat kr rhey hai
Aur janta bhi chutiya neechey upi id bhi maang rhi hai

[Pratik Sinha @free_thinker]

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[kartoos @kartoos69]

My girlfriend

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

Is there a term for women who are attracted to men but don’t really like them