Kurt Schreiber

Seattle, WA. My wife, my son, my dog. Bad Golfer @ Snoqualmie Ridge. Seahawks. Mariners. Kraken. Mountains. Cold beer.

[Kurt Schreiber @kaschreiber]

@SethDavisHoops “Owns his mistakes”

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@wsdot_traffic i90 westbound mile marker 65- it’s been a parking lot for at least 45 mins. No update?

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@chadmumm @NoLayingUp - Tourist Sauce, Strapped, and some of the one offs they’ve started doing

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@KylePorterNS “I could care less”

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@spursup69 @TRUElinkswear

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@KVanValkenburg @fried_egg_golf I’m a huge fan of yours KVV, but I disagree. This feels like the 2011 Masters. This should have been a 8 way playoff with JT, Rahm, Rory, Ludvig and others on the tee for a 3 hole aggregate. Those guys didn’t deliver; it’s not Rai’s fault. But this was a bad major imo

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@NoLayingUp Worst major winner since…?

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@RebelonforDOGE @kylegriffin1 Maintenance isn’t the same as sight seeing, dipshit.

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@NBA “Youngest in history… since 1973” is really weird framing

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@SheaSerrano Congrats dude. You’ve earned it.

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@jamierkennedy “Let people wear what they want.” Should we be relaxed, yes, but I wouldn’t want to play with someone in basketball shorts and a tank top. It’s about respect.

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@TsuDohNymh @SeattleWXGuy @atrupar And as a Washingtonian, agree the OR coast is quite a bit better.

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@ksorbs @AmberWoods100 Ok now do the Epstein Files @ksorbs

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@bearsaremean @acnewsitics Remember when Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference was high treason? They care about how leaders dress until it’s Trump looking like an asshole. Loved wwtdd back when you were running it, by the way

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

Keith Porter’s murder wasn’t captured on camera, so it’s allowing ICE to sweep it under the rug, but we need to keep talking about him just as much as we talk about Renee Good and Alex Pretti. None of us are safe from this campaign of state violence.

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@SheaSerrano The Coffin Dancer. If you liked the Denzel movie The Bone Collector, it’s from the same series

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@hawkblogger I mean this with 0 sarcasm - great catch Brian. An awesome note to tonight.

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@cherokeeowl As far as donating it - we tried doing this at our wedding. Wanted to donate any leftover food to a homeless shelter, but they legally can’t take it. They don’t know how it was prepared, whether food safety guidelines were followed, etc.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Fuck everyone who voted for Trump. Every last one of you.

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@BestMovieMom @TheBatHome @grok what move is this?